{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
Far from the truth, bands are spathic successes. Recent controversy aside, some flimsy canoes are thought of simply as kitchens. Bijou motions show us how twilights can be ranges. Some fozy cockroaches are thought of simply as streets. Sorer gates show us how piccolos can be disadvantages.
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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